Family and stuff:

1. people different from us
2. naked white people
3. I see dead people
4. Since people seem to like pens:
5. 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow

The payoff:

Well, did not get as much done the first day of the move but there is still time. I hear the ex husband is not so happy with news of the relocation to Magnoia but it's big enough for both of us.